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10 Hilariously Funny Cooking Jokes

You know you're obsessed with cooking when….

  • You sleep with a spatula under your pillow.

  • Your alarm clock is an egg timer.

  • You take your food processor on vacation with you.

  • You can read a cookbook cover to cover.

  • You regret having to go to someone else's home for dinner because it's one less day of cooking.

  • You carry spices in your purse.

  • You begin to plan meals for OTHER families.

  • All the shows recorded on your DVR are food related.

  • Your response to "why did the chicken cross the road" is "to be roasted."

More hilariously funny jokes about cooking:

  • How many Twitter followers does it take to change a lightbulb? We have no idea, they were all too busy telling us their hilarious #foodjokes…

  • "Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" "I think it's the backstroke, sir."

  • Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar. Unfortunately, one was a salted.

  • What do you call someone with jelly in one ear and custard in the other? A trifle deaf.

  • What do you call Spiritual cheese? Cheeses of Nazareth.

  • What is small, red and whispers? A HOARSE RADISH.

  • How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies? There's M&M shells all over the floor.

  • A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

  • Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

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